A life in Colombia
English
It will be a dating disaster
“How long has it been since you last went on a date?” my friends asked me, trying to be kind. I made a noise that sounded like “Um-I-don’t-know” but it was apparently so pathetic they decided I needed a plan. I was ordered to write a list of four people in my life whom I […]
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“You look at them with such pity,” Diego snapped. I hurriedly averted my eyes from the forlorn figure of a tramp, huddled beneath his blanket in a filthy shop doorway. “Oh, it’s an English thing,” I said hurriedly. “They usually have dogs and you know how English people feel about dogs.” “No, you feel sorry […]
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