A life in Colombia
Does anyone out there love cake as much as I do? If you love cake and are similarly fond of biscuits, ice cream and, well, food generally then, like me, you’ve probably given a fleeting thought to liposuction. I don’t need it now. I’m just glad it’s a possibility for later in life. Remarkably, it […]
MoreWe arrived home to find a large chicken sitting in our kitchen sink. The bird was flapping furiously and dislodging various cups and plates. It was mildly confusing because the house was empty and all of the doors and windows were closed. Pippa made a brave attempt to catch the bird but it remained elusive […]
MoreA very strange thing has happened. I’ve somehow managed to fall head over heels in love with working at the school. I realised this on Sunday night. Normally, I would have been looking forward to 12.30pm the following day, when I would be free from lessons and ready to enjoy a glorious Galapagos afternoon. Instead, […]
MoreGalapagos men are bloody everywhere in Galapagos. You might roll your eyes, but when I say Galapagos men I mean Galapagos men. Ones like the fine 50-year-old specimen who wandered up to me as I sat at this very Wifi hotspot, overlooking the boats and sea lions in our beautiful bay. “Boyfriend?” he sleazed in […]
More“Bad things go in threes,” Pippa muttered to me gloomily as we walked across the playground. The family had lost Hernan’s grandfather and, with the timing so typical of fate, Camilo’s two-month-old puppy had followed shortly afterwards. It was a beautiful morning, our little school was soaked in the late dawn sunshine, but her words […]
MoreIzzy is our lovely new volunteer. She is 31 and although she is originally from Colombia, she now lives in Boston. For the next three weeks she’s volunteering at tiny San Cristobal hospital. Unfortunately, the poor girl’s first day was the worst it could possibly have been because an elderly man passed away on the […]
MoreBefore I explain about our entanglement with the Galapagos police, I should describe my life prior to landing on this idyllic island. I lived in Liverpool. Liverpool, as many people know, is a beautiful city in the north of England stuffed with culture, humour and fun. But it is still home to around 430,000 people. […]
MoreGalapagos is a damn good place to take a holiday. As soon as we managed to grab three days leave ahead of the Ecuadorian bank holiday, we jumped on a four-day trip with Sharksky, one of the local operators. We could not have been busier. First we sailed to Enderby and Champion islands, near Floreana, […]
MoreWhile I was as weak as a newborn kitten for the first few days after my illness, I soon made a full recovery and island life settled into its familiar routine. Lucia is absent from school, which makes it all very peaceful. The supply teacher, Jenny, doesn’t speak English and doesn’t seem to like teaching […]
MoreI have discovered there is something annoying about writing a blog. Unfortunately, if you write a blog, you have to make a vague stab at being truthful even when you’ve plumbed previously inconceivable depths of idiocy. This blog should be about the Saturday I spent snorkelling with baby sealions and ploughing through dark and choppy […]
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