Does anyone out there love cake as much as I do?
If you love cake and are similarly fond of biscuits, ice cream and, well, food generally then, like me, you’ve probably given a fleeting thought to liposuction.
I don’t need it now. I’m just glad it’s a possibility for later in life.
Remarkably, it turns out you can have liposuction for free on my Galapagos island.
My friend was working at the hospital when a 17-year-old girl arrived to have a baby.
She needed to have the child by caesarean.
My friend, who lives in the USA and is a trainee nurse well acquainted with medical procedures, told us she was impressed by the quality of the operation.
The surgeon spent a considerable amount of time ensuring the girl’s stitching was as small and straight as humanly possible.
He also, kindly, removed a surprisingly large strip of fat from her stomach.
So, it seems you can have a baby and free liposuction in just one day here.
Anyone for chocolate cake?